Gosford High School - Gosford, New South Wales

Danny KANG

This school sucks if you live more than 30 minutes from here. Canteen food is great. Most of the classrooms don’t have AC because of how old they are. Most don’t know how to behave on trains even though the teachers explicitly tell us how to behave. It takes a ridiculous amount of time to get out of school sometimes. And the racism is not exactly prevalent but it exists. I haven’t seen any sighs of this so called “bergism” cult.

liam

juniors are a shocker, they don't know how to act on the trains
be prepared for heavy bags and a lot of walking up stairs
big ups to mr marchant, always consistent with telling us the latest complaints on the trains
school interior is old, but the resources are still pretty good
overall good school, best on the coast probably

Deem Skills

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gosford high School. The education is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the lessons will go over a typical student’s head. There’s also Big Ando’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Students understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lessons, to realise that they’re not just educational- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Gosford High School truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Big Ando’s existential catchphrase “White socks only,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Big Ando’s genius wit unfolds itself in their classrooms. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

Nolan Mai

better than other schools on the coast
if you want your kid to not be a failure this is ur best chance on the cc

the juniors r bums tho and bc of them, the boys bathroom is now locked outside breaks

canteen food is nice, there is a wide variety of stuff to eat but i only ever get the meat pies
teachers are hospitable and classroom environments are good (but old)
no ac in hot summer (unless ur in tas block or other select rooms) maths block is way up high and subject to direct sun

if ur a parent reading this then there isn't really actual racism cause we all multicoloured like neapolitan ice cream my groups like the rainbow
not much physical violence too I only saw 2 fights in my 6 years here

if u drive here use the african carpark theres no parking anywhere besides that
also every assembly the dep will tell us about the train behaviour
watch out for cr1 gamign
also ben said hi

big dong

joined the bergism cult, was great. will be coming back next time. 10/10 canteen food do not recommend unless you want explosive diarrhea that will make you orbit earth 3 times.

ok

Terrible children. I would give this 0 stars if I could. The kids there are literal monkeys leading to the creation of a religeon known as "bergism". Literal garbage I would not reccomend the investment into this school. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit. The kids are horribly behaved and need a good stick of deoderant. They literally stink like monkeys and they go to a zoo for a school. Utter rubbish.

Doug Dimmadome

they really need to allocate more budget to the farm. It needs monkeys. also, I have discovered that there is a religious cult at the school, centering around one of the teachers, named Bergism, however I cannot mention the name of this teacher for privacy reasons. The following is an excerpt from their "Bible" (named the "Elbib").

In the beginning, there was a white void with nothing but Mr ________ and The Tractor. Using his almighty agriculture skills he planted a tree which grew to a massive size. It then evolved and became a monocotyledon, then a dicotyledon, a tricotyledon, and so on until it became an all-powerful infinite-cotyledon which was the universe. Each leaf was a planet, each branch was a universe, and each fruit was a star. Then he traveled down to one of the leaves to create Toka, the first Earth. He used his rake to plough the land making it ready for life. He then added water which pooled up and created oceans. Then he filled the land with crops and plants and the world thrived.

So that's the first paragraph of Bergism. It's an agriculture-related cult and if you would like to join, ask around and you'll find one of its members. After you find a member, ask for Mr Roberts.

I will keep you all updated on my infiltration of this cult. also, good restaurant would recommend.

(food selective school, students)

pasquel

dont even go here, but, the bergism cult seems pretty cool. the kids kinda suck most of the time but there a few cool ones, usually act like monkeys tho